Hamstring injury. Of course. He’s not allowed to be fit for longer than a few weeks, right? Fuck this, really. I can’t deal with that shit. It isn’t fucking fair.
Fanboys. Fanboying over Steven Gerrard.
- the boys in the band are up to no good
are kenny and stevie shouting at each other here…? :|

What does she even mean when she asks him if they’d celebrated in an even BETTER way on other occasions? Better than kissing? Is she asking Xabi if - on other occasions - they celebrated a win with sex? I mean. Just wondering. You know.
… so stevie didn’t train today?
i knew it. he never has any luck. never.
it’s not fair.
there’s this rumour about stevie being injured…
hamstring injury.
gonna kill myself if it’s true.
seriously.
SERIOUSLY.